The writers were probably on their weekly doing-lines-of-coke-with-hookers binge again. Writing from Thursday sessions always got a little ... strange.

"His Holiness proposes a proper recognition of all your family has done," she said solemnly. "A public ceremony, declaring the Skywalkers to be Officially Beloved of God. Your grandfather would receive a seat at the Pope's right hand, and a vote in official church matters."

Today's subject that the writers knew nothing about: Catholicism!