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[From here]
"I don't have any boyfriends! My sex life isn't any of your business and, even if it was...it's not, okay! We're never kissing! Ever! I don't want to snog you either!"
"I don't have any boyfriends! My sex life isn't any of your business and, even if it was...it's not, okay! We're never kissing! Ever! I don't want to snog you either!"
"We do not appreciate your yelling, Jerry!" cried one Jerry (http://sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com/762.html?thread=6394#t6394).
"We do not like it at all!"
"We are not laughing behind your back!"
"We are laughing! We laugh at your back!"
"Your back is strange and we mock it!"
"Your back is not at all up to standard regulation!"
"We are cutting you from the squad, Jerry!"
"And that's final!"
"We would like our money back immediately."
"Have a good day!"
"We do not like it at all!"
"We are not laughing behind your back!"
"We are laughing! We laugh at your back!"
"Your back is strange and we mock it!"
"Your back is not at all up to standard regulation!"
"We are cutting you from the squad, Jerry!"
"And that's final!"
"We would like our money back immediately."
"Have a good day!"
[[from here (http://saltandammo.livejournal.com/308.html?thread=1289524#t1289524)]]
"I don't remember agreeing to this, but sure, what the hell? Cupcakes at 1 pm tomorrow. Hope you got lots of sprinkles and shit to decorate them. Oh and dude, there's no way I'm doing the clean up alone so just forget that."
"I don't remember agreeing to this, but sure, what the hell? Cupcakes at 1 pm tomorrow. Hope you got lots of sprinkles and shit to decorate them. Oh and dude, there's no way I'm doing the clean up alone so just forget that."
""...how big what are? Because I'm a teacher and things need to be kept strictly professional, thanks..."
"Jaina, this is your grand...yes, that's never not going to be strange...this is Anakin. That Umbridge woman told me you'd been in to see her today and I didn't feel anything through the Force to tell me you'd been hurt--not that I check up on you or anything--you know, much--this is getting even stranger...I wanted to make certain that you were well. That's all."
"Hi, it's me. Um. Jaina. I'm fine, she didn't even try to do anything."
There was a long pause.
"And uh, thanks for not checking up."
A careful listener might have heard a faint knock at her door as she went to hang up.
There was a long pause.
"And uh, thanks for not checking up."
A careful listener might have heard a faint knock at her door as she went to hang up.
"Jaina, this is Anakin. Um, if you're heading into town after dark for the next little while, stop by the weapons locker before you go."
Pause.
"Just trust me on this, okay?"
*click*
Pause.
"Just trust me on this, okay?"
*click*
"Jaina, come down to the park ASAP," he said, hoping she could understand through his laughter. "You've got to see what Luke and your grandfather have gotten into!"
"Jaina, this is your grandfather. I don't know if you listen to the radio, but there's a vampire named Angelus who's come back into town. He is very, very dangerous. If you have to go into town after dark--and I don't recommend it--take your lightsaber."
A couple meticulously wrapped gifts were in front of Jaina's door at the appropriate time, with a note: I know these are both antiques in your time (especially the yellow one, which I flew once upon a time), but I didn't have schematics handy to make a model of yours. Merry Christmas. --Anakin.
He'd also added a small sheet of paper with a series of access codes and a warning not to chip the paint.
He'd also added a small sheet of paper with a series of access codes and a warning not to chip the paint.
Edited 2007-12-26 00:14 (UTC)
John paused before speaking, and when he did his voice might sound strange, "Um, hi, it's me. When you get this, come find me. I think we need to talk."
John hated leaving messages, but he didn't really have any options. "Hey, I missed seeing you at the gym last night. Stop by or gimme a call when you get this."
"Solo. This is Doom. If you are at all interested in your dear boyfriend's foolishness, I would advise you to listen to the radio broadcast tonight. Pay special attention to the town section."
"Hey, it's John. I'm, uh, heading out of town for a couple days. Nothing's wrong, the weekend was just...you know." He really hoped she did because the words were not coming to him. "I've got my phone if you need me. Bye!"
It was early Saturday morning when Karal called. "Jaina, if you've got time, could you please come down to the stables this morning? It's important. We'll be up in the hayloft."
"Hello Jaina. Altra returned this morning, and he says that we leave Tuesday before dawn. I'll probably be either in my room or at the stables if you need me for anything."
Bored after classes, John decided to try calling Jaina despite the time/universe difference. He was a little disappointed to get her voicemail. "Hey Jaina, it's me. John. Please tell me I don't need to explain which one," he paused appropriately. "Anyway, I thought maybe I'd catch you between gigs but it seems I missed you. So, yeah. I'll try to keep from doing anything stupid and maybe I'll talk to you later. Be good, or at least better than me."
"Me again. So, I managed not to do anything stupid," he called back after his return from Lee's room. "But I did manage to see an Ewok and to remember it's your birthday this week. Aaand if you don't come up with any requests between now and then, be prepared for an evening of drunk singing." Not that she'd be drunk, but he might have to be. "That's it. And I missed you again, so let's hope that means you're too busy kicking ass to answer your comm. Good luck."
"Okay, I wasn't going to call again, but then you called while I was making popcorn and that's just not fair," he complained. "And what do you mean, trick? You wanted me to call? Not that it's very effective if you're not around to answer. Later, yes."
"Wra oo aruin iff-" John spat out the toothpaste before continuing. "I'm glad you found time in your schedule to talk to my voicemail, but I'd rather you sleep if it's the middle of the night and why am I not there to enforce things like rest? You're a goddess for crying out loud, they should give you someone to do your paperwork." He stopped and sighed. "Not that me arguing is helping but you know what I mean. Again with the staying safe."
For his part, it felt almost like a conversation rather than messages, just more spaced out. "I was brushing my teeth...what did you think I was doing? Keep in mind while you're throwing your weight around that you're not all that big and Piggy could crush you with his boot accidentally," John teased. "Which is to say you should come back whole and uncrushed. And, you know, soon."
[From here (http://fabulous-secret.livejournal.com/661.html?thread=7573#t7573)]
"That is not the proper tone of voice to take with a lady. Do you talk to your mother in that manner?"
"That is not the proper tone of voice to take with a lady. Do you talk to your mother in that manner?"
(from here)
"I have this strange feeling that you are, perhaps, loonier than I am. Considering that I was certifiable, that's saying a lot. Wouldn't the lady in the chicken suit simply eat the meatball? We should discuss this further."
"I have this strange feeling that you are, perhaps, loonier than I am. Considering that I was certifiable, that's saying a lot. Wouldn't the lady in the chicken suit simply eat the meatball? We should discuss this further."
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